hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

(via veganairbender)

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

(via notyoursterotypicalnerd)

olympains:

maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes

(via veganairbender)

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

(Source: frayland, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

my blog sucks but at least i don’t steal people’s sources and ask people to follow me

(Source: mildlycitrus, via look-the-fire-nation-has)

(via pradalecki)

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(Source: whorville, via haezle)